Eyeing a pelvic floor exercise tracker, but not ready to commit to the purchase?
Just go back in time, become a promising actress, land a film role, score an Oscar nomination and get your hands on this year's swag bag including, you guessed it, a pelvic exercise floor tracker.
According to Insider, items in the unofficial Academy Awards gift bag for 2017 total about $100,000 and are as over-the-top as ever. Distinctive Assets, a marketing firm unaffiliated with the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, puts together each year's bag and sends them out to top nominees ahead of the show.
While this year's bag includes a few big-ticket items — like a three-day stay at a private California mansion — we're more interested in the stuff that's actually useful. For example:
[H/T: Insider]Topics: Entertainment, Movies, oscars 2017, Watercooler