Actually I'm kidding. That's all lies. Fortune cookies do none of the sort. They just cut the roof of your mouth with their sharp angles and make you wonder, who the hell writes this stuff? Yet we adore them all the same. Though the German-based company, Pechkeks is giving new life to the old post-dinner indulgence. Pechkeks has created a new black fortune cookie, to match the dark, crude humor messages stuffed inside. According to Food & Wine, the cookie debuted in Europe and Australia in 2013 will soon be available in select stores in the U.S. and Canada.