UMD's latest spectacle was caught on video. "It's really exciting," says one student in a documentary-style interview. "I feel like I'm so ready for it," another chimes in. "I'm just gonna dive right in, go straight to the bottom," one thinks through her strategy. Some douse their lettuce in dressing. Frantic competitors nearly choke on their food until one man is declared the winner, triumphantly washing his leafy greens down with water.
"Next year we're going bigger," the Reddit post promises. "I'm bringing 20 extra heads of lettuce."