Le Chapeau Santon is a "Sleeveless panelled woven straw dress in beige," according to its description on SSense.com, the exclusive retailer. "Asymmetric construction. Grosgrain straps in black throughout. Unlined. Tonal stitching." It is made of 100 percent straw — so yes, that summer hat smell will be with you wherever you go — and can be yours for a mere $3050. It provides plenty of shade and modest cover, but let us just remind you that it is unlined, so there's going to be a lot of chafing.