The Most Unique Celebrity Baby Names

They called her WHAT?!?

By Meghan McKenna

Date February 24, 2017

First there were Apple and Moses Martin and then came Saint and North West. Whether you think they’re weird or wonderful, everyone agrees that the celebrity tradition of “out there” baby names is pretty funny. And it turns out we *normal people* aren’t the only ones in on the long-standing joke.

Earlier this week, Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants star Amber Tamblyn gave birth to her first child with husband actor David Cross. In classic celeb style, Tamblyn made the announcement via

, with the caption: “David and I are proud to announce the birth of our daughter, Dauphinoise Petunia Brittany Scheherazade Von Funkinstein Mustard Witch RBG Cross Tamblyn-Bey jr. #TheFutureIsFemale”

Don’t worry, she’s joking. But the baby names floating around Hollywood are so bizarre, at first people didn’t even realize Tamblyn was being a total troll. I mean, take a look below—is “Mustard Witch” really that far-fetched?

Here’s a roundup of the 9 worst most interesting celebrity baby names to date: Photography by Jeff Vespa/WireImage

Daughter of Kill Bill’Uma Thurman. Though her official name is long, she goes by the nickname of Luna. Photography by George Pimentel/WireImage

Daughter of British celebrity chef Jamie Oliver. Though this one is arguably the most romantic sounding, his other four children have equally whimsical names: Poppy Honey Rosie, Daisy Boo Pamela, Buddy Bear Maurice and River Rocket. Photography by Anthony Harvey/Getty Images

Daughter of Geri Halliwell, a.k.a. Ginger Spice. Photography by Jason Merritt/Getty Images

Son of Avenger’s star Robert Downey Jr. Photography by Mark Davis/Getty Images

Son of Hunger Games actress Jenna Malone. Photo by Tommaso Boddi/WireImage

Daughter of famed magician Penn Jillette. Photography by Jennifer Graylock/FilmMagic

Son of Paris Hilton’s ex-BFF, Nicole Richie. Photography by Mark Davis/Getty Images

Son of American actor Jason Lee. Photography by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images

Son of Clueless actress Alicia Silverstone.

Photo by Constance Bannister Corp/Getty Images


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