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Recently, rumours have been circulating that Eva Longoria is newly pregnant after photographs emerged of her on holiday with a slightly rounder tummy - but the actress has revealed she is definitely not with child.
In a move that makes us all go 'ME!' Eva has explained the real reason for her slight bloating: cheese.
“I saw some pictures of myself really fat on a boat. I have to tell you all I did was eat cheese," she told her followers on Snapchat, alongside a photo of her in a bikini.The truth about food allergies
The truth about food allergies
While we're not quite sure we can agree that she looked "fat" in any way, we do get it: bloating can be a bitch, especially if you are lactose intolerant like Eva.
That certainly doesn't mean we're giving up cheese, however. Cheese = LIFE.