Name not pronounced 'see-air-a' like the Goodies singer. Sucker for an oversized jacket. Likes a pub.
Mary Berry is an extremely classy lady, but when she revealed on her BBC show Mary Berry Everyday that she'd never ordered a pizza takeaway, the Twittersphere couldn't quite fathom it.
The shocking confession came when the former Great British Bake Off judge was about to demonstrate how to make her favourite homemade pizza: "I have never had a home delivery of a pizza".
WTF MARY. Twitter shared the same view...
Guys. We refuse to believe that the 81-year-old national treasure has never been so hungover she's practically shaking and decided there was no other option than to hop on Just Eat and order a Meat Feast.
Someone get this woman a Papa John's.