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"We just keep paring [the wedding] down and paring it down," he said on the red carpet. "I don't know. We might just elope."
They haven't sated our thirst for a really top-quality celeb wedding, but we can still offer our grudging respect for their Seal Team 6-level ninja secrecy. Were they married in all black in the dead of night aboard a Blackhawk helicopter? Who knows, we'll have to wait for the Sy Hersh investigation to find out what truly happened.
Oh, and Brie's engagement ring was designed by Irene Neuwirth. Her ring is a rose-cut diamond with a rose quartz sparkler and a diamond pave.