Instead, they posted a video thanking fans for their support.
"Hello to everyone at iHeart," the British singer said. "I'm currently in Paris. Sorry I can't be there. A little birdie told me that I've actually won an award, so thank you very much. I'm very honored. To everyone that voted, thank you very much. It means a lot. And my costar is actually sat right next to me here. She's going to say hello as well."
"Hello, guys," she told viewers. 'Thanks so much."
Hadid then blew a kiss at the camera while Zayn puckered up. And that, friends, is the closest any of us will get to a Zigi threesome.
Zayn's most recent music video, incidentally, is "I Don't Wanna Live Forever," which costars Hadid's close pal Taylor Swift. Maybe they'll make it a repeat next year?