Out of context, with no point of reference from which to draw, you might think that “coffee” was some sort of cult — a dangerous one that draws you right in, with serious repercussions should you dare to remove yourself from its folds. Fatigue. Restlessness. Exhaustion. Lying awake at night, wondering where things went wrong. And perhaps the most concerning withdrawal symptom of all: buying a T-shirt or mug or even so much as posting an Instagram that says, “But first, coffee.”
The $75 price tag goes down a little easier when you consider what you get, which is five brand-new shades — Cappuccino, Pink Café, Latte, Frappe, and Mocha — in a very matte, very long-lasting formula that’ll stay exactly where it’s supposed to, even after you sip from cup after cup. You can pick ‘em up starting this Friday, March 3, at noon EST, only on the Coloured Raine website. And whatever you do, don’t forget to take a few extra napkins. You’re going to need them.